But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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