I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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