I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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