these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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