I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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