she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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