Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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