Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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