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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf

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werewolves "existed" before twilight, you know.

Submitted by ersatz on Aug 9, 10 at 1:01pm

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- No, they never existed actually... (I understand the point of the quotes means you know that too) People need to calm the fuck down about twilight references, it’s not like it happens a lot here. haha
  
  Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:09pm
  
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It was funny until twilight was brought into this...fuckers.

Submitted by MiGG on Aug 9, 10 at 12:41pm

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New rule: Twilight fans are to be referred to as "glittery chode lickers" from now on.

Submitted by wombatt on Aug 9, 10 at 4:17pm

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- Yea, I can go with that.
  
  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:43pm
  
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Disappointing RuleBook... fuck twilight

Submitted by getchapull92 on Aug 9, 10 at 1:00pm

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Fuck you rulebook, all werewolves are hereby to be referred as "Cooter" from True Blood.

Submitted by elpintogrande on Aug 9, 10 at 12:55pm

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- What if it's a girl werewolf? We have to call it Debbie?
  
  Submitted by malbeth on Aug 9, 10 at 3:00pm
  
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- This reminds me, where'd juicycooter go?
  
  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:44pm
  
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- He’s dead, pick a new one
  
  Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:28am
  
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In conclusion, fuck Jacob, and twilight, and go werewolves

Submitted by rkgregory on Aug 9, 10 at 2:59pm

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TheRuleBook... You fail.

Submitted by ryanisreallame on Aug 9, 10 at 12:41pm

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- Eh, they all can't be winners.
  
  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 1:30pm
  
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Rule book no ...

Submitted by bamafan on Aug 9, 10 at 12:12pm

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- YES!
  
  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 12:15pm
  
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Fuck twilight

Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:45am

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Twilight Haters SUCK Twilight is Good True Blood Rulez Eric Northman is Sexxy as Hell~ I Run With The Vampires

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 10, 10 at 9:46am

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How come whenever someone writes about werewolves or vampires, people automatically refer to twilight? Just leave the text be, goddamn.

Submitted by ariz0na on Aug 27, 10 at 7:16pm

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Rule: if you ever see TheRuleBook in public, you must walk up to him and hit him with a rule book, square in the face. Preferably a hard cover.

Submitted by Olisaurus on Aug 9, 10 at 4:35pm

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- Now that doesn't seem fair. It's not like all of these comments can be decent... Jeez...
  
  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:42pm
  
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Ok seriously lay off twilight for a second. Yeah, they movies sucked, hard. But the books were pretty good until teeny bop bitch girls turned them into some sort of pop culture phenomenon. It's not twilight you hate. Its fangirls.

Submitted by MickChick on Aug 11, 10 at 3:31am

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I love how everone ignores running over someone when werewolves are mentioned! Up yours, pat! Maybe Cooter will gimme fleas tonight!!!

Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:48am

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Hahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by connermcpherson on Aug 10, 10 at 12:14am

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APromisetoBurn... U hav no life

Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 10, 10 at 10:56am

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Hahaha i laughed so hard at this!

Submitted by vrctybaby17 on Sep 2, 10 at 5:43pm

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Vamps are chew toys for wolves!! Werewolves rock!!!!

Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:42pm

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Fuck yes!

Submitted by pvtgams on Aug 21, 10 at 11:09pm

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Haha I Love this!!! Haha rulebook!

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 9, 10 at 12:15pm

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On a SERIOUS note?

Submitted by rarajoeyanna on Sep 6, 10 at 3:41am

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Lol just cause he saw a ware wolf doest mean he's making a twilight reference my friend talked about two ware wolfs he "always saw" way before twilight came out

Submitted by shorty530 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:22pm

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RulebOOk 4 Prez!!

Submitted by android69 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:27pm

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These texts and comments are making me pissed offy.. Except for RuleBook.. He's pretty much boss...

Submitted by cdese on Aug 9, 10 at 12:42pm

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Now now, not everyone wandering around is stricken with lycanthropy. They could just be heading out to buy a razor and a bar of soap.

Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 10, 10 at 12:06am

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Aahh love trueblood soooooooo much better then the twilight movies!!!!!

Submitted by christina23 on Aug 10, 10 at 2:17am

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And that's when you found out u were on EX.

Submitted by Aruexp1 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:12pm

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Jacob!!!!!

Submitted by cmillss on Aug 9, 10 at 12:22pm

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Rule: All werewolves are now to be called "Jacob".

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 12:07pm

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- Guess you can't be funny all the time, huh? A good majority of this site hates Twilight, for future reference.
  
  Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:11pm
  
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  - All the time is impossible.
    
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:41pm
    
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    you suck. rule.
    
    Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 9, 10 at 6:01pm
    
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- Haha poor guy. It’s still funny.
  
  Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:06pm
  
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Were u at Taylor Lautner's gym, too? Sweet.

Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 2:01pm

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The rulebook is hilarious.

Submitted by laurncostello on Aug 10, 10 at 10:51pm

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That's putting it in to perspective lol

Submitted by Stimofo on Aug 9, 10 at 6:01pm

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Submitted by ersatz on Aug 9, 10 at 1:01pm

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Submitted by wombatt on Aug 9, 10 at 4:17pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:43pm

Submitted by getchapull92 on Aug 9, 10 at 1:00pm

Submitted by elpintogrande on Aug 9, 10 at 12:55pm

Submitted by malbeth on Aug 9, 10 at 3:00pm

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Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:28am

Submitted by rkgregory on Aug 9, 10 at 2:59pm

Submitted by ryanisreallame on Aug 9, 10 at 12:41pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 1:30pm

Submitted by bamafan on Aug 9, 10 at 12:12pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 12:15pm

Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:45am

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 10, 10 at 9:46am

Submitted by ariz0na on Aug 27, 10 at 7:16pm

Submitted by Olisaurus on Aug 9, 10 at 4:35pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:42pm

Submitted by MickChick on Aug 11, 10 at 3:31am

Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:48am

Submitted by connermcpherson on Aug 10, 10 at 12:14am

Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 10, 10 at 10:56am

Submitted by vrctybaby17 on Sep 2, 10 at 5:43pm

Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:42pm

Submitted by pvtgams on Aug 21, 10 at 11:09pm

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 9, 10 at 12:15pm

Submitted by rarajoeyanna on Sep 6, 10 at 3:41am

Submitted by shorty530 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:22pm

Submitted by android69 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:27pm

Submitted by cdese on Aug 9, 10 at 12:42pm

Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 10, 10 at 12:06am

Submitted by christina23 on Aug 10, 10 at 2:17am

Submitted by Aruexp1 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:12pm

Submitted by cmillss on Aug 9, 10 at 12:22pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 12:07pm

Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:11pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 4:41pm

Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 9, 10 at 6:01pm

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:06pm

Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 2:01pm

Submitted by laurncostello on Aug 10, 10 at 10:51pm

Submitted by Stimofo on Aug 9, 10 at 6:01pm

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