you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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