i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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