well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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