so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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