I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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