I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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