Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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