Swine flu is the new snow day.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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