Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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