Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
