Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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