Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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