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(520): View more from Arizona

he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it

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im ashamed your my cousin

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(646): View more from New York

lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact

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(972): View more from Texas

Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.

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(661): View more from California

What a dumb baby whore.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!

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(503): View more from Oregon

Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?

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