your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i just google imaged poop.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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