I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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