i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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