bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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