I just made out with a guy for $7.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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