that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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