I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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