Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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