You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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