My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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