it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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