so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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