Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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