My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So much Jack, so little girl.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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