Banned from zoo.
Again?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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