Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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