Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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