I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
birth control should be required to get into college
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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