He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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