i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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