When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Say something about gay babies.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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