The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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