Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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