I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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