yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
