would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
