One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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