i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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